Saturday, June 25, 2016

copied

# copied To whom it may concern... 1. DJ Sbu once slept at the Yfm studios for his 2am slot Cos He had no car. 2. Cassper Nyovest couldnt Finish matric and was told He could never fill up the Dome. 3. President Jacob Zuma Learned English in prison. . 4. Kenny Kunene and Gayton Mckenzie use to sell fish From the boot of a car when They started out. . 5. Nelson Mandela was Suppose To spend the rest Of his life in prison and not Be president but he did it regardless. . 6. The youngest millionare In South Africa,Sandile Gfi Shezi Was a very poor boy who sold Muffins in rural Kwazulu Natal. . 7. Another young millionare,Ref WAYNE SHAMAN,who can never Forget this one night where his mom and him slept in hunger, With tears on their eyes, He Said to her "Don't worry, I'll make it one day". Remember, He was saying These words at the age of 13, It didn't seem possible at all. But It happened. 8. At age 32 , Patrice Motsepe Was unemployed ,had only One suit and was running his Business from a brief case.

Friday, June 24, 2016

2/3

If i go to a pub or a Tavern and find that there are no women but only men drinking there i don't drink there. Do you sit and drink ? let's here from you...

1/2

I Want To Live In Ur Eyes Not As A Dream But As A Sight, I Want To Live In Ur Mind Not As An Idea But As A Memory, I Want To Live In Ur Heart Not As Blood But As A Beat, I Want To Live In Ur Body Not As A Soul But As A Feeling, I Want To Live In Ur Life Not As A Lover But As A Reason Of Living

1/2

I Want To Live In Ur Eyes Not As A Dream But As A Sight, I Want To Live In Ur Mind Not As An Idea But As A Memory, I Want To Live In Ur Heart Not As Blood But As A Beat, I Want To Live In Ur Body Not As A Soul But As A Feeling, I Want To Live In Ur Life Not As A Lover But As A Reason Of Living

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Lol Stolen

kwaaaaaaaks stolen I dated a girl 5 years younger than me i was 25 she was 20, everything was fine, she was beautiful and all...I mean we were perfect UNTIL, I took her out to Nandos, before they brought the food they put fork and a knife, to my surprise the young bae picked a knife...i was wondering what she wanted to do...she started scratching a table with a knife so I looked a bit closer to find out she wrote "Metse Sithagu was here 2015"

Kwaaaaaaaks this made me laugh....

Kwaaaaaaaks this made me laugh.... -Mandela Day -Mandela Bay -Mandela Bridge -Mandela Hospital -Mandela Drive -Mandela Street -Mandela Coins -Mandela Bank Notes -Mandela's Book In The Next 5years, Days of The Week We Will Be Like: -Mondela -Tuesdela -Wednesdela -Thursdiba -Fritata -Sartertata -Suninhlahla South Africa Soon To Be Called -Soutata Afdiba. I'm Leaving This Country To Zimbabwe? How Much Does The Taxi Cost? R50 Randela?-

Very Touching Story

VERY TOUCHING STORY... • A pastor was on his way for an All night Prayer on his way his car broke down and he couldn't find any help from anybody since it was late.. • He decided to stay in his car and start reading his bible,immediate ly he saw light ahead of him and decided to go and check, When getting closer, he noticed that there are Witches/ ritualists tying one goat and cursing it saying "Mpho it will never be well with you,that no good thing will come his way" & they finished their ritual and left.. • Then a voice said to the pastor, Go and untie that Goat and bless him that it will be well with Mpho.. The voice said to the pastor again 'I am God, I made your car not to work so as to use you to deliver this innocent Child of Mine [Mpho] • Now I pray for you reading this Story, That in anyway that the devil and his agents are planning any evil against you, it shall never come to pass in the name of JESUS Name!! Whatever evil they plans against you shall never work for them..You are covered with the blood of Jesus… * May the person that will type "Amen" and Share to this prayer so that others may receive live long in JESUS mighty name I pray, Amen!!